Boobies de la Ho...

I am horrified. I consider myself to be pretty smart and therefore I'm supposed to know a lot about practical things. However, I have applied my intelligence to the entertainment industry and thus far in my life it's gotten me nowhere. I've wanted to be a script writer for a few years now, but due to the difficulty of getting a job and the fact that I'm too shy to show anyone anything that I've written, I've decided to be a financial advisor. However if that does not work, I would be a kick ass pr person or personal assistant for Jessica Biel. Why? Because I am a super fan. I can talk about S Club, Mandy Moore (glaring at me), Kelly Clarkson, and 7th Heaven for hours, but I'm truly an expert of the Biel. Now, a few years ago...probably 2001 I loathed JB. I actually loathed anyone with the first name of Jessica in Hollywood and also the cast of 7th Heaven, which I though was a stupid show. Then one day I turned on WGN and the "B" was on and I was hooked ever since. Maybe it was my innocent mind that was drawn to the "bad" antics of Mary, but whatever it was...it worked. I've seen every movie, every episode, and every tv appearance of the B since. I have also become a fan of Chris Evans and Timberlake because of her, even though I no longer like the former and think the latter is an asshole. Getting back on subject, imagine my fangirl horror today when I went online and saw pixelated boobies on my screen. Extra decided to show pictures of her boobies during their show either yesterday or today and I was appaled. I knew about the nudity in Powder Blue, I don't agree with it but I'm also not in shape like her so she can do what she likes with her boobies, and I've read the script which is pretty fucking stupid but I didn't expect the boobies to be flashed around on tv. This is just like the gear magazine incident, I got a packet of jb magazine clippings and what was the first thing to come out of the envelope...a nip slip picture. I think it's terrible that the acting performance, which from youtube clips is pretty good, is overlooked and everyone focuses on the fact that she pours wax on her boobies. I'm sure that the producers of the film specifically sent that clip over to get the publicity, but I can't help but feel that she's being exploited and that's not cool. She's worked her ass off to get past the gear magazine incident and what happens once she starts to get known for her work...she shows the boobies again. I guess an appropriate conclusion to this is that the world loves boobies...and I'm glad that I have them too. However, I won't get paid for showing mine which is a travesty. The End.