Fuck You Dancing With The Stars

That's right, I said it.Fuck you.You pulled me in with your crappy backing band, sexy Maks and the wonderful Mel B.You made me not fear the powerhouse that is Scary Spice.However,you are a bastard.A dirty,dirty bastard.The judges clearly favored Helio and he just stood there while his partner danced around him.Mel B. brought awesomeness to every performance and should've won it based on her vianesse waltz which was the best dance ever on the show.But NO!Stupid people think it's so amazing to see a man dance that they have to vote for him because men never dance in the real world.Yeah right.It didn't help that the bastards were clearly favoring him with their outlandish praise and inflated scores.I am now done with this show,unless another Spice Girl comes on then I will be forced to watch it.The look on Mel B's face when she lost was depressing and I hope they are happy.I couldn't even bear to watch the whole show once I saw the ending because I taped it and will be promptly taping over it tonight.Also,Carrie Ann is a ho.You do not insult the Spice Girls because they will kick your scrawny ass.She must not be aware that one of them is named Sporty Spice.If Carrie Ann was a Spice Girl, her name would be Dipshit Spice.I must now sulk.I still love Mel and Maks and if I lived near one of the cities,I'd go to a Spice Girls concert.She brought the Spice Girls back into everyone who watched the show's lives and that was worth the entire shitty season.I will say this forever...I LOVE THE SPICE GIRLS AND I'M NO LONGER FRIGHTENED BY SCARY SPICE!!!!!!!!!